User:Rsuehle

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***zodbot: I love bacon, you love bacon, WE ALL LOVE BACON!
 
***zodbot: I love bacon, you love bacon, WE ALL LOVE BACON!
 
** .eatbacon
 
** .eatbacon
zodbot: Yum, Yum, I love bacon, You should buy some too
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***zodbot: Yum, Yum, I love bacon, You should buy some too
 
** .iwantbacon
 
** .iwantbacon
zodbot: coming right up!
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***zodbot: coming right up!
 
** .hotdog
 
** .hotdog
 
Bow down to your beefy overlord!
 
Bow down to your beefy overlord!
 
** .beer
 
** .beer
zodbot: bong
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***zodbot: bong
 
** .greattaste
 
** .greattaste
zodbot: less filling!
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***zodbot: less filling!
 
** .fail
 
** .fail
zodbot: LOL, you suck!  
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***zodbot: LOL, you suck!  
 
** .botgamesrule1
 
** .botgamesrule1
zodbot: First rule of botgames - there are no rules in botgames
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***zodbot: First rule of botgames - there are no rules in botgames
 
** .cow
 
** .cow
zodbot: moo!
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***zodbot: moo!
 
** .ding
 
** .ding
zodbot: a-ling
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***zodbot: a-ling
 
** .duck
 
** .duck
zodbot: *timebomb duck
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***zodbot: *timebomb duck
 
** dingle
 
** dingle
zodbot: dongle
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***zodbot: dongle
 
* .swedish
 
* .swedish
zodbot: kwack kwack
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***zodbot: kwack kwack
zodbot: bork bork bork
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***zodbot: bork bork bork
 
** .bueller
 
** .bueller
zodbot: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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***zodbot: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
* Show your feelings for others with zodbot's help
 
* Show your feelings for others with zodbot's help
 
** .beefy user
 
** .beefy user
zodbot: Have a Beefy Miracle, user
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***zodbot: Have a Beefy Miracle, user
 
** .moar item user
 
** .moar item user
zodbot: here user, have some more item
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***zodbot: here user, have some more item
 
** .less item user
 
** .less item user
zodbot: user, have less item
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***zodbot: user, have less item
 
** .more user
 
** .more user
zodbot: suehle: Error: Sorry, I can't find any mores for user
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***zodbot: suehle: Error: Sorry, I can't find any mores for user
 
** .moarbacon user
 
** .moarbacon user
zodbot: user, here, have some more bacon
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***zodbot: user, here, have some more bacon
 
** .moarwork user
 
** .moarwork user
 
user here, have some more work
 
user here, have some more work
 
* Zodbot's violent tendencies
 
* Zodbot's violent tendencies
 
** .slam user
 
** .slam user
zodbot: suehle body slams user
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***zodbot: suehle body slams user
 
** .fire user
 
** .fire user
zodbot: adamw fires user
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***zodbot: adamw fires user
 
** .chair user
 
** .chair user
 
user is slammed with a chair
 
user is slammed with a chair
 
** .table user
 
** .table user
zodbot: user is slammed through a table
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***zodbot: user is slammed through a table
 
** .crane user1 user2
 
** .crane user1 user2
 
user1 stands in crane technique like daniel-san and facekicks user2
 
user1 stands in crane technique like daniel-san and facekicks user2
 
** .urmom user
 
** .urmom user
zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so old, she makes Slackware look like beta software."]
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***zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so old, she makes Slackware look like beta software."]
 
**dvanstonesmom
 
**dvanstonesmom
zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so dumb, she runs Kubuntu64 on her 360!"]
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***zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so dumb, she runs Kubuntu64 on her 360!"]
  
 
* Somewhat actually useful sort of
 
* Somewhat actually useful sort of
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runs a GoogleFight for you. Ex:
 
runs a GoogleFight for you. Ex:
 
suehle: .fight kirk picard
 
suehle: .fight kirk picard
zodbot: suehle: kirk: 64100000, picard: 1410000
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***zodbot: suehle: kirk: 64100000, picard: 1410000
 
** .fasinfo user
 
** .fasinfo user
 
zodbot tells you the user, name, email, IRC, timezone, locale and GPG key ID, then approved memberships
 
zodbot tells you the user, name, email, IRC, timezone, locale and GPG key ID, then approved memberships

Revision as of 16:35, 15 February 2012

Where to find me

  • opensource.com
  • rsuehle@fedoraproject.org
  • IRC: suehle
    • Most easily found in #opensource.com, #fedora-docs, but always available for a /msg
  • Twitter and identi.ca (both @suehle)
  • Google+

Amusing things you can make zodbot do

  • Talk to zodbot when nobody else wants to talk to you
    • .bacon
      • zodbot: I love bacon, you love bacon, WE ALL LOVE BACON!
    • .eatbacon
      • zodbot: Yum, Yum, I love bacon, You should buy some too
    • .iwantbacon
      • zodbot: coming right up!
    • .hotdog

Bow down to your beefy overlord!

    • .beer
      • zodbot: bong
    • .greattaste
      • zodbot: less filling!
    • .fail
      • zodbot: LOL, you suck!
    • .botgamesrule1
      • zodbot: First rule of botgames - there are no rules in botgames
    • .cow
      • zodbot: moo!
    • .ding
      • zodbot: a-ling
    • .duck
      • zodbot: *timebomb duck
    • dingle
      • zodbot: dongle
  • .swedish
      • zodbot: kwack kwack
      • zodbot: bork bork bork
    • .bueller
      • zodbot: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
  • Show your feelings for others with zodbot's help
    • .beefy user
      • zodbot: Have a Beefy Miracle, user
    • .moar item user
      • zodbot: here user, have some more item
    • .less item user
      • zodbot: user, have less item
    • .more user
      • zodbot: suehle: Error: Sorry, I can't find any mores for user
    • .moarbacon user
      • zodbot: user, here, have some more bacon
    • .moarwork user

user here, have some more work

  • Zodbot's violent tendencies
    • .slam user
      • zodbot: suehle body slams user
    • .fire user
      • zodbot: adamw fires user
    • .chair user

user is slammed with a chair

    • .table user
      • zodbot: user is slammed through a table
    • .crane user1 user2

user1 stands in crane technique like daniel-san and facekicks user2

    • .urmom user
      • zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so old, she makes Slackware look like beta software."]
    • dvanstonesmom
      • zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so dumb, she runs Kubuntu64 on her 360!"]
  • Somewhat actually useful sort of
    • .google [topic]

zodbot googles for you

    • .fight thing1 thing2

runs a GoogleFight for you. Ex: suehle: .fight kirk picard

      • zodbot: suehle: kirk: 64100000, picard: 1410000
    • .fasinfo user

zodbot tells you the user, name, email, IRC, timezone, locale and GPG key ID, then approved memberships

    • .wikilink user

Tells you how to make a wikilink to that person's name, ex: [[User:rsuehle|Ruth Suehle]]


2012 Event schedule

  • SCALE
  • FUDCon Blacksburg
  • HIMSS
  • SXSW (talks in Interactive and Film)
  • Red Hat Summit
  • SELF
  • OLF (?)

Cake

I make cakes. Not long after I started, I made a Fedora cake and a CentOS cake using frozen buttercream transfer, which I'd mostly forgotten about until Max reminded me of it at FUDCon Tempe. So it's not my best ever... maybe it's time for round 2.

FedoraCake.jpg

And here's a Red Hat one.

RedHatCake.jpg