User:Mribeirodantas/zodbot

Amusing things you can make zodbot do

• Talk to zodbot when nobody else wants to talk to you
  • .bacon
  • .eatbacon
  • .iwantbacon
  • .hotdog
  • .beer
  • .greattaste
  • .fail
  • .botgamesrule1
  • .cow
  • .ding
  • .duck
  • dingle
  • .swedish
  • .bueller
• Show your feelings for others with zodbot's help
  • .beefy user
  • .moar item user
  • .less item user
  • .more user
  • .moarbacon user
  • .moarwork user
• Zodbot's violent tendencies
  • .slam user
  • .fire user
  • .chair user
  • .table user
  • .crane user1 user2
  • .urmom user
  • dvanstonesmom

• Somewhat actually useful
  • .google [topic]
    • zodbot googles for you
  • .fight thing1 thing2
    • runs a GoogleFight for you. Ex:
    • suehle: .fight kirk picard
    • zodbot: suehle: kirk: 64100000, picard: 1410000
  • .fasinfo user
    • zodbot tells you the user, name, email, IRC, timezone, locale and GPG key ID, then approved memberships
  • .wikilink user
    • Tells you how to make a wikilink to that person's name, ex: [[User:Mribeirodantas|Marcel Ribeiro Dantas]]